Weekly Photo Challenge: Why I Don’t Invite Milla Jovovich to Tea | rarasaur

Weekly Photo Challenge: Why I Don’t Invite Milla Jovovich to Tea | rarasaur.

There I was just strolling through downtown WordPressville – a small but growing community where you can run into the most amazing people – when I saw this title, and just couldn’t browse past it…actually I was just checking out the competition from those people that liked my Photo Challenge post…so I made a complimentary comment…then I thought, why not Press This? Now I’m looking at the list of post titles on the left and thinking hmmmm, maybe I’ll follow this one…

It’s not often I run across a post that just grabs me all the way to the end and, like a really good book, leaves me wanting a sequel right now…this is one that did…

Edit: Just in case anyone has just arrived on the planet, THIS Milla Jovovich…you know, with the hair, the fashion sense and the big gun…

Actually, my OCD just won’t let me load a post without a picture, it just won’t…

Weekly Photo Challenge: Thankful

In the United States, yesterday was Thanksgiving, a holiday where people spend time with family and friends and remember the things they’re thankful for. I think the idea of being thankful and reflecting back on good things in your life is something that naturally happens towards the end of a calendar year.

I can identify with that…

 That we finally got round to putting in a garage. It was a bit of a mission and we probably wouldn’t go back to Skyline Garages in a hurry but it was well worth it – now we just have to make room in its to get the cars in…

That these guys haven’t figured out how to use the remotes yet…

That we didn’t entrust more of our precious stuff to Conroys to bring up to the North Island after the ‘big shop’ of 2005…

That I got to see this for real, just once…

That this is the view from my office…

That these waves weren’t any bigger…(she’s standing on a rock!)…

That Kirk finally figured out how to get down off the trailer…

Special Photo Challenge: Inspiration

“What inspires you to blog? We blog because there are people, places, things, and ideas that we care about so much we can’t help but tell the world about them. We want to know what inspires you. For this special mid-week photo challenge, we want to see portraits of you doing something that inspires you to blog.”

Not all things that inspire my blogging are things that I do and of those are, not all of them are things that need a photo of me doing them to illustrate them…so these are the things that inspire…

The rocky road to learning

Continuing on the ‘learning’ theme from yesterday, I’m sure that we have all had at least one ohnosecond experience in our professional lives…now that I am older and wiser (apparently) I have given up on sending strongly-worded but incredibly witty and insightful emails to senior staff detailing the errors inherent in current and proposed plans and strategies. I do however still have one minor foible (yes, that’s correct, just one!) that causes me to still have reason to occasionally curse the response times of the Outlook ‘recall’ facility. On occasion, normally only when the context is important, I transpose the words ‘not‘ and ‘now‘ i.e. when I mean ‘not‘, I will write ‘now‘ and vice versa. Hands up everyone who can see some potential for humour and general chaos in that…it’s just one of those things and the more that I am conscious of it and try to avoid it, the more likely it is that at least instance of this foible will slip through. It’s not even like ‘w‘ and ‘t‘ are immediately adjacent or that it is one of the unfortunate quirks of the demon the reside within the spellcheck tool…it just is…

Some mistakes may be career-ending and some potential contenders are listed in this link to InfoWorld’s annual roasting that a friend posted a link on Facebook this morning:

It’s time again for that beloved holiday tradition in Cringeville known as the Golden Gobblers. These awards were created to honor individuals in the world of technology whose giblets we’d be happy to see roasted and served on a platter.

But other mistakes, no matter how face-reddening, should be more opportunities for teach and learning…

Does anyone ever query why an individual acted in a certain manner?

Could it be a result of inadequate or incorrect training, the absence of good role models and mentors?

What is the work environment and its general culture and ethos – if any?

Has the individual been honestly reported on – or have superiors failed to confront  and address issues with whitewash reports that make themselves look good (‘There’s no problems in MY organisation!“)?

And for the offended party…

Has an actual crime been committed or perhaps did you dress from the Emperor’s wardrobe this morning?

Is a wounded (slightly dented?) ego more important than developing and growing your people and your part of the organisation?

Even, could it be possible that you and some of your approaches and methods are contributing more to the problems than to the solution?

Are you contributing to the development and growth of the broader organisation or more aligned with maintaining a status quo, like the reed that refuses to bend…?

Without advocating rabid workers’ rights or the introduction of total workplace socialism, and noting that there are definitely people who need to move on or be moved on from an organisation, score-settling and retribution are not the best rationales for doing so… “I’ll teach them a lesson they never forget!” is NOT the mantra of a for-real learning organisation nor one that expects to continue to deliver credible and useful outputs (as opposed to just meeting its metrics)…And this brings us back to the three qualities discussed yesterday…leadership…initiative…balance…

On Petraeus

Frederick Humphries. The FBI agent who launched the investigation into Paula Broadwell’s email accounts did it as a favour [corrected US to real English!]  for gal pal and wannabe-Kardashian Jill Kelley. He then leaked news of the probe to two right-wing congressmen, igniting one of the biggest scandals in CIA history and bringing down its director, General David Petraeus. Somewhere along the line he generously shared a pic of his pecs with Kelley, launching an FBI investigation into his own conduct.

This quote is from the InfoWorld Golden Gobblers mentioned above. Yes, note the irony that the agent who’s actions led to the resignation of the Director of the CIA for inappropriate behaviour appears to be guilt of the same offence himself. Under the incredibly wonky US justice system, doesn’t that automatically discredit the case against David Petraeus, noting that he doesn’t actually appear to have committed any criminal offence himself?

I hadn’t wanted to comment on this affair (no pun intended – OK, maybe just a little…) until the smoke had cleared somewhat in the wake of the Benghazi attack…and it now seems possible to derive a few insights from what’s been released…

Senior staff can have just the same sort of weak moments as normal people.

Said weaknesses do not necessarily affect their ability to do their jobs. This, of course, does not apply to those senior moments involving fraud or sexual (or any other form of) assault but then these are open and shut criminal offences.

The moral minority that screams for blood at every perceived wrong-doing may do well to wonder if militaries would be any better as organisations if the Dalai Lama was appointed Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Chief of the Defence Staff or Chief of the Defence Force. Probably not…the love-ins and chanting would be pretty cool for a while but I would have to at some point question their deterrent value or usefulness next time there’s a need to respond to an unplanned contingency.

The organisation is unlikely to be a better place for losing the likes of David Petraeus and potentially John Allen – the mob once sated will put away their pitch-forks and torches secure in the knowledge that they are protected by the mantle of national security that they continue to erode.

I’ve watched some of the current and historical coverage of Paula Broadwell and the strongest message that comes across is that “It’s all about ME, ME and ME!!!” and my take is that she is a selfish and self-seeking individual who has abused the privilege of access and taken it as a right. I’m wondering if the oxymoronic joke about Army Intelligence applies to Ms Broadwell and whether this is something that the former general could have borne in mind from the first time he met her? While not excusing David Petraeus’ actions in the affair,  those are really a matter between him and Mrs Petraeus. Jill Kelley strikes me in the same way, twisting the privilege if access as a Friend of MacDill into a perceived right of access to senior leaders who in all fairness may have been totally unaware of what was going on behind the scenes.

So what could have happened in a smart learning community? Ummm…

The FBI might learn from its part in the affair and ensure that its agents follow set protocols and procedures, certainly in regard to the triggers for taking an issue out of the organisation to Congress or the Senate.

The Friends of MacDill programme is reviewed to ensure that the definitions of privilege and right and well understood by all. My understanding is that this is a useful and beneficial support mechanism for the base that probably does not warrant threats of closure because of the actions of one or two individual.

The Director of the CIA is given some time off to sort his personal life out before returning to the job.

Commander ISAF is left alone to focus on a particular difficult period in the force’s existence i.e. is this really stuff that you want to be bothering your senior commander in your second most costly campaign in the last decade?

Ms Broadwell (it’s unclear whether she remains a Mrs) is encouraged to take some time out, sort her own personal life and stay away from the media where she is not doing herself any favours.

The moral minority have a fire sale on pitch forks and torches, all slightly used…or maybe just have a fire…

Leadership – initiative – balance

 

Leading through change

While driving around the Net searching for some information on leading change, I found this recent ‘First Word’ in the October 2012 Air Force News. Pretty good stuff, I thought, on the effects of both leadership and individual initiative in fostering and maintaining a satisfied and thus effective and efficient work force which in turn fosters and maintains the delivery of critical outputs…

Does your Unit have a good reputation and is it one of the sought-after areas to work in? Is it judged as a critical Unit and the people within it as skilled and capable? Is it a ‘key’ capability in the RNZAF?

By ‘key’ I don’t mean as judged by the quarterly reports, not by efficient management processes, nor by the myriad of statistics required by higher command each month; these I would expect from any unit in the RNZAF. Rather, your Unit will be judged as the best to work in by two measures:

(1) by the other units (that is Squadrons, Joint Forces and so on) that you support, and

(2) by the individuals who work within the unit.

So what part do you have to play in all this?

If you are positive and enthusiastic about your job and the people around you, then this will set the tone for the Unit. People will want to work with you—they will seek positions in your Unit. Strive to make your unit the best organisation to work in, with emphasis on innovative policy, development, and capability for the RNZAF, and very focused programmes; focussed because we have limited resources.

I think we all need to be challenged and given opportunities. In order to do that you should encourage initiative and allow others to present and sometimes implement new ideas. Some ideas will work and others will not—but you won’t learn unless you try, and you must take calculated risks. An Officer, SNCO, or for that matter any staff member, who is afraid to make a mistake or to present a counter view is not contributing to the team. Remember, fear stifles initiative, imagination and ideas—and the organisation will inevitably stagnate.

We are “beings in process,” forever developing, learning and adapting. I encourage you to challenge what you do. So let’s think about how we can change and improve the work we do. Think about the future, and use all those bright young men and women who work in your unit—that’s you—to move ahead. I challenge you to improve the products we produce, to improve the processes used to get there, and to make your Unit an enjoyable and rewarding work environment. The latter point is important to our success. Everyone should be provided with an environment in which they can work with little constraint. I want you to create a climate where someone’s worth is determined by their willingness to learn new skills and grab new responsibilities.

As stated in the Better Public Services Advisory Group Report, “…the single most critical driver of successful change is leadership.” I would add that this leadership must come from all levels in the organisation. And here I’ll take a leaf from GEN George Patton. He said: “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” I expect to see lots of ingenuity.

Remember that we are not at war, but those in uniform can expect to be deployed for operations at any time, so balance your job and home life with appropriate priorities. I want you to be in the military for the long term, so keep your work effort and priorities balanced. There will be times when you will be required to work long hours, or be away from your family—for training, conferences, project activity, exercises and the like—and this is when the RNZAF will be first priority. 

I also encourage you to set yourself some personal goals. Everyone in the RNZAF has integrity, judgement, energy, balance and the drive to get things done. don’t just use these assets at work; apply them to your private life as well. 

You are the people who make the Unit function. You make it happen and you set the example for others to follow. I expect you to provide guidance, direction and oversight to your personnel and to others in the RNZAF so that they may also succeed. So take responsibility for, and ownership of, your particular area. Make your Unit a great place to work and be effective and enjoyable.

When Field Marshall Slim made his so-often quoted comment about the relationship of morale to materiel being as ten is to one, he was referring to far more than simple materiel, I’m sure. Today he probably would have specifically targeting the metric mentality that thrives within modern organisational communities…i.e. the “I’m OK because I’m achieving my targets and completing my directed tasks” philosophy…you might be a lumberjack too but, trust me, anyone hanging their individual or collective  hat on THAT philosophy is NOT OK!

The leadership and learning relationship is not new but this article draws in a couple of other themes that aren’t as common in the discussion. The first of these is initiative, specifically personal initiative. It’s all very well being the best leader in the world but not worth a stick of old rhubarb if the rest of your organisation are content to just follow your awesome leadership example. YOUR people must not just feel empowered but they need to be motivated to dive in and take a (considered) punt to make things that need to happen, happen. The old catch-excuse of “No one told me to” (Why didn’t you do something) is almost as bad as the Nuremberg “I vas only following orders” (Why did you do something?). Individual members of a successful organisation should be applying ‘so what, then what, now what?‘ thinking all the time – and where they may occasionally, perhaps, get it wrong or not fully right, the ‘system’ should be there to assist the learning process. If we don’t screw up from time to time, how to we get better…?

When JFK said “Ask not what your country can do for you but rather, what you can do for your country” he wasn’t meaning that the two questions are mutually exclusive. The other theme that is blended in nicely in this challenge is that of ‘balance’: work/life balance, balance between those things that have to be done and those that you can simply do, balance in looking after yourself and looking after the job (hint: the job may not reciprocate). People crack funnies about the US Army’s long standing (1989-2001) recruiting logo “Be all you can be” but it probably endured for so long because it appealed so directly to a fundamental aspect of what the military is meant be all about: regardless of someone’s roots or background, a fresh start offered exactly that opportunity to ‘be all you can be’. But it doesn’t just stop there – it can and should extend out into the broader relationships of families, friends and communities.

Many years ago, decades actually, I read a comment (on paper – it was so long ago that this interweb thingie wasn’t even a twinkle in someone’s Astounding Stories!) that, contrary to the popular perception of Vietnam veterans in the US being burned-out, drugged-up no-hopers, that many of the 2.7 million Americans that served in uniform in Vietnam actually came home and become leaders and forces for positive change in their communities. Being all they could be because their experiences had given them a new perspective on what was really important – and that wasn’t some clipboard-mounted tick-and-flick philosophy focussed on just doing the bare ‘minimum’, of perception-polishing than actually doing the job. As as stated in DCAF’s Challenge, it’s about extending that balance and perspective into our family and community lives as well. Of  gripping up challenges and doing those things that need to be done but always maintaining that awareness of ‘balance’.

So taking that closing sentence “…Make your Unit a great place to work and be effective and enjoyable…”, if your work place or your home or your community doesn’t feel like a great place to be, if it doesn’t feel effective and enjoyable, rather than just sit around and bitch into your milk about it, perhaps it’s time to consider what changes may be needed (noting that YOU may be the one that needs to change!) and applying some personal individual leadership, initiative and balance yourself. While it is true that good things rarely come without hard work, it is equally so that they rarely come without someone making them happen.

November 16 ~ 5QF

Five Question Friday (well, Friday for those who aren’t as quick as us Antipodeans who are already well into Saturday!!) is being hosted by Kate’s Life this week while Mama M confronts her fear of flying and heads off to Disney World with one of her daughters…

A bit more work required to answer the questions this week…or maybe I have just gotten ‘net-lazy’…as the host site has a restriction on copying and pasting its material…probably to restrict copying of photos but really…between ‘drag and drop’ and screen captures and MS Snip, if someone is going tot ‘take’ your photos, then they will find a way…as it was dragging and dropping the five questions for this Friday also carried over a bunch of HTML that took me a while to figure out how to edit out…

I think people need to be careful what they are trying to achieve by blocking ‘copy’ access – if they really want to protect it, then it probably shouldn’t be the Net…anyway…

1} What snack/drinks do you eat at the movies?

Aaah…the movies…I remember them…can’t remember the last time I actually when to a movie in a for-real movie theatre…think it was probably for the second or third slice of the Pirates of the Caribbean exploitation aka ‘let’s thrash this puppy to death‘ saga…maybe that’s why I haven’t been since…?

My movie watching away from home the last few years has been at about 39,000 feet and around 500 knots on a screen not much bigger than the average paperback. On the up side, the movies, except for the rubbish on Qantas flights, are usually all new releases or a combination of new releases and classics. Of course, with some of the new releases nowadays, you might as well just cut straight to the classics. My last flight from Singapore back home, I had already watched all the classics and didn’t watch a single movie the whole flight. Instead I had a most delightful item chatting with an elderly lady in the seat beside me who was on her way home from a  month’s holiday in Italy – far more enlightening and entertaining than any of the faff new releases being offered up on the teeny-screeny… So, as I normally fly down the back with the goats and chickens, my movie food is generally something that might have been meat once sitting in some stuff that once was veges, washed down with a dodgy beer and a supper of potato ships, OJ and a club sandwich…

Movie nights at home in front of the big screen are something different entirely…last night was healthy munchie night with carrot and celery sticks and cauliflower chunks dipped in homemade blue cheese dip…see the next Masterchef Raurimu update for details…other nights its less healthy munchies like Biguns, Rations, and thick-cut potato chips…

2} What’s one food you refuse to ever try?

I rest my case…

Kina although I take Kate’s point about raw oysters…tried these again in Brussels on my last trip, the meal at Le Jardin de l’Ilot Sacre where we paid the better part of 150 euros for a sad-as sea food platter, and raw, oysters still didn’t do anything…cooked, yes absolutely, anytime. Kina? Raw, cooked or gold-plated, nope, never…

3} What’s your favourite nail polish color?

Normally black or blue and a direct result of having dropped something on my toe or jammed a finger in a door…

4} What is your favourite Thanksgiving tradition?

Well, Thanksgiving isn’t really a biggie down here, nor is there any close New Zealand national equivalent…tradition around this time of the year in this little corner of Godzone is probably looking for the first unfurling of the ponga fronds

5} What are your least favorite [sic] words in the English language?

‘Favourite’ being spelled without a ‘u’?

Didn’t really think that I would have much in the way of least favourite words, well, not ones used in polite company, but, yes, ‘slacks; would probably be in the list – just don’t like the way that word sounds…

Weekly Photo Challenge: Renewal

Every year about this time, there is one thing that always symbolises renewal and the arrival of spring…the annual rebirth of the pongas (pronouced ‘punga’)

Although similar in appearance to palms they are actually large tree ferns that will grow up to ten metres tall with trunks over a metre thick…they thrive all over New Zealand but especially in the hills and mountains of Westland, Fiordland and the Central Plateau. They are very hardy and tolerate frost, snow, rain and drought equally well. But every year they go through a process of hibernation and renewal…and under they burst forth, we’re never quite sure if they are OK…

Never quite sure whether they are going to bounce back

All around the house in the months leading up to this point, the pongas all start to brown off as if they were dying, often well into summer and regardless of the type of winter we may have had…

Ponga are also very resilient and bounce back even after quite harsh treatment. Ponga logs are quite popular for fences  – once in place and if watered regularly, they will often resprout into a living wall. Similarly they can be replanted and will usually start to grow again…

So long as the cut-off end looks similar to this with this very fine ‘fur’, the ponga is healthy and will start sprouting again. If you look closely, you can just see some of the furled fronds growing here as barely visible half-round shapes in the ‘fur’…soon these will start to unroll into the fronds in the first picture…

International Globetrotters

Round round get around
We get around
Yeah
Get around round round we get around
we get around
Get around round round we get around
From town to town
Get around round round we get around
We’re a real cool head
Get around round round we get around

Cheers to the Beach Boys for those opening words…

Just popped into the inbox…always good to see local lads doing well…the full update is in the Hawkeye UAV web site but I’ve taken the liberty of posting up the ISR-focused highlights below…this is cutting edge Kiwi technology, both in the aircraft technology and the imagery processing methodology…don’t forget that the processed imagery shown is actually a 3D model – very cool….and more so when you consider the size of the airframe doing the work….all images and text below © Hawkeye UAV…

At the end of September David and I departed Auckland, complete with UAV and cold weather kit, bound for Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.   We arrived late Sunday night, to spend a week conducting tasks that included surveying an open cast coalmine in the North of the country.  Our host company MonMap took very good care of us and had made all internal arrangements for our stay and operations.

Mongolia is a really interesting place, mineral rich, particularly in copper and coal.  They have a young democracy born from the departure of Soviet control in 1989 at the time when the Iron Curtain was falling.  The legacy of Soviet rule is plain to see in Ulaanbaatar, particularly in its architecture.  That said, the obvious Western influence has definitely taken root in new business and development, and the culture of the city dwellers.  The predominantly Buddhist, Mongolian people are very open and friendly, fiercely patriotic and proud of their heritage and in particular their iconic founding father and conquering hero, Chinggis (Genghis) Khan.  His face is immortalised everywhere on statues, monuments, Vodka bottles and at least three kinds of very good local beer.  The capital’s international airport is of course named after him too.

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Ulaanbaatar City

On Tuesday we travelled north via road to Sharyn Gol, a coal mining facility with a population of nearly 10,000 in the adjacent village.  Sharyn Gol was a former Soviet mine and the apartment blocks, main buildings and much of the legacy equipment remain.

Wednesday dawned overcast and with little wind initially which was an encouraging sign for the beginning of flight operations.  We had divided the whole facility into three flight areas, 1) The old and current open mines, 2) The steppes, railhead and facilities and 3) the village and outlying buildings.

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Sharyn Gol mine HQ building, railhead and facilities

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Mining equipment

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Sharyn Gol coalmine

Throughout the morning the wind rose steadily and by the time we launched for our first sortie we were experiencing some good crosswind gusts in excess of 30 km per hour.  We conducted the flight as planned, with encouraging approval from the MonMap guys, a team of whom had laid out and very quickly tagged GPS markers for our ground control.  We had set up on the South rim of the pit clear of all mining operations and traffic, operating from out the back of MonMap’s Landcruiser. The flight duration was 72 minutes and we captured over 1,100 images. Recovery was routine, with the Hawk landing within 10 metres of our designated recovery spot.  Indicated wind gusts were registering as high as 47 km per hour and were blowing straight in off the Siberian plains.  Jackets and hats were the order of the day!  The AreoHawk took it all in stride.

After lunch we prepared for the next flight, launching from the South rim still, but further East this time, closer to our target area.  With more runs being conducted into and downwind, speed control and camera firing interval were of particular importance.  Our ability to adjust track, speed and turn radius on the fly, rather than relying on preplanned waypoints, comes into its own in these scenarios.  Despite the variable and strongly gusting winds, the task and subsequent recovery went smoothly and the Hawk landed within 20 metres of its programmed landing point.  Flight time was once again over 70 minutes long with in excess of 1,000 photos captured.

With the ever increasing wind and failing light we decided to conduct the final flight the next morning.  On the completion of Wednesday’s flying I started processing the imagery from flight 1, the mine.

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AreoHawk 02 in MonMap livery

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Parachute deployment, flight 1

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About to touch down

Thursday morning was bright and sunny (and not as cold!).  With good light quite early we launched immediately after breakfast from an area North of the mine, within our target area.  This time we were operating adjacent to the foothills and the village lay stretched out on an incline, requiring David (on the controls for this sortie) to carefully manage acquisition altitude and terrain avoidance for the duration of the flight.  Being so close to the housing area and the schools we soon drew a steady stream of onlookers and curious folk keen to have a look at our operation and pose for photos with us and the UAV.

While the wind did once again grow in strength throughout the morning to over 30 km per hour it had little impact on the flight, which went very smoothly and was over 80 minutes in duration.  One of the main objectives of surveying the village and populated areas was to provide MonMap with a dataset for cadastral boundary and feature extraction.  The resulting product is very good and more than suitable for this purpose, especially with the GPS control applied.

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Parachute hatch just popping on final recovery in Mongolia

Having completed flying operations and surveying more than a combined 12 square kilometres (3,000 acres) across the three completed flights we packed our stuff and headed back to Ulaanbaatar.  This gave us the opportunity to get into some imagery processing in the office, and to play tourist a bit.

Overall the results from the Mongolia flights have been outstanding.  We captured a lot of imagery on each sortie, with very strong overlap.  Both the point clouds and the orthophotos are extremely pleasing.  Working with MonMap was outstanding and we look forward to our return to their country next year to deliver systems and training, and for the odd Chinggis Gold lager.  Results video here.

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Orthophoto mosaic result sample

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Digital Elevation Model generated from the dense point cloud

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Mine orthophotos draped over terrain model

South Africa:

In September, Andre Henrico of Aeroscan Aerial Survey, South Africa, attended training in New Zealand on his new AreoHawk.  A seasoned UAV professional, Andre has been doing the business from his South African base for many years.  Upon his return home he wasted no time getting to work, deploying his new gear on a task in Botswana.

Andre was good enough to send us some photos and share some of his results.

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Andre onsite with his AreoHawk preparing to get underway

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Recovery

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Digital Surface model

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Elevation profile superimposed in front of the terrain model

Does anyone know about chimneys?

How cool would it be if this was an in-flight shot of the tail of the jet bike I built in the garage over winter?

Although it is notionally summer here now…notionally…and we have just had a week of beautiful sun (probably more than we saw all last “summer”), we still have bouts of quite cold weather when our drill is to put the fire on when I get up at 6 to warm the house up and again in the evening if necessary…

Our problem is that the large wood-burner in the lounge that heats the house has taken to smoking continuously and, just like with teenagers, you just can’t tell it not to. We had it refurbished at the beginning of the year, including replacing the flue, removing the damper on the flue and replacing all the seals around the doors. We did this at the same time we re-roofed the house but a few months before deciding to re-roof we asked if ‘hats’ could be placed over the tops of the upper arms of the ‘H’ cap to stop rain water washing soot and much from the inside of the cap onto the roof where it had, over time, created an ugly stain running from the base of the flue down to the edge of the roof. At the time I was surprised that the hats were so small and so close to the opening of the H-cap but figured that our installers knew what they were doing.

You can’t really see if in the picture but there is also a layer of wire netting stretched across each external opening to prevent birds either dying in the cap or building their own little home sweet homes in it – for the first four or five years that we were here, we never had a problem with birds then all of a sudden the chimneys were like avian condos…the gauge of the netting is half-three-quarter inch so is unlikely to be THE problem but may be a contributing factor to the possible lack of draw across the top of the H…

We didn’t start using the wood-burner over winter til around May because, although we had a non-summer, it wasn’t that cold, just wet. But we were surprised that after only a couple of months the wood-burner started smoking worse and worse and so we got the flue swept – twice because the first time they did go hard enough and left a thick layer of creosote scaling on the inside of the flue. The folk who swept the chimney took the hit for not doing the job properly the first time around but were also critical of our wood supply as too wet. Looking back, I think that this is a stock answer as the same wood supply also feeds out wood-burners in the laundry and the guest house, neither of which has any problems with smoking. We always has a wet and dry side of the wood shed and it is possible that they only looked at the wet side i.e. the stuff drying for next winter.

I have been doing a ton of research into this issue on the net and have read up about positive and negative drafts and pressures inside the house. I have tried the fire with windows and doors open to see if it is a draft issue and doors/windows open or closed makes no difference other than to help clear the smoke that pours out the door every time we open it to add more wood.

I keep coming back to the two things that have changed: replacing all the seals on the wood-burner and adding the hats onto the H-cap. From my research it seems that the better sealed a wood-burner is, the more efficiently it operates which brings me back each time to the hats. What I’m wondering is if they need to be lifted higher above the mouth of the H for better wind flow across the top and to offer the least amount of resistance to smoke coming through the H-cap – the caps are, after all only there to stop rain washing soot etc onto the roof…

So I’m hoping that perhaps someone in our global community might actually be a subject matter expert on this topic and be able to offer up some definitive advice that doesn’t include:

  • pre-warming the flue by stuffing newspaper up it and lighting it,
  • getting better wood (there is nothing wrong with our wood supply)
  • replacing the wood-burner or
  • just hardening the heck up…