Austerity and writing | The Crayon Files

Austerity and writing | The Crayon Files.

How frugal is too frugal? It depends on your circumstances. About 10 years ago, I remember being horrified when a TV reporter advising people how to save money said that forgoing buying a coffee Monday to Friday would save $750 a year. I would, I reasoned, rather have my daily cappuccino than $750.

A decade on, however, I’m starting to see how much sense that makes, and now I buy only one hot drink a week (chai latte is my choice these days) or fewer.

I started out with a comment on Caron’s original post but it kept getting bigger and bigger and so I’ve split it out into a post in its own right…

I’ve been in the same position for the last four years and I note each year the irony that it is summer and Christmas and traditionally the season of extravagance and excess…

My first lesson is that you can save as much as you like but sooner or later there will be a point where you still need to be generating some income for life support, probably even if you go totally off the grid.

I learned early that actually measuring stuff instead of the ‘good enough’ or ‘she’ll be right’ philosophies saves heaps…we have two large dogs that consume a lot of dog food: simply by measuring their meals instead of guesstimating saw an average increase of 2-3 days per bag of food (while not upsetting canine morale). I read the breadmaker instructions and found that I did not actually need to use a tablespoon of treacle (which I don’t use in any other cooking) but could get away with a teaspoon of normal sugar without affecting the quality of my loaves. A little experimentation also found that I could reduce the yeast input from three to 2 1/2 teaspoons with no loss of of quality or reliability…


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Looking at the prices of wholemeal bread in the supermarket yesterday, there is a lot to be said for making own’s own bread. I’m not sure how long it would take to recoup the cost of a breadmaker (we got our first one through the Flybuys loyalty programme so it was essentially free – and the second from an estate sale at the bottom of the hill) but with 1.5kg of flour being less than $2 and being enough for 3-4 loaves, and considering the cost of a trip to town if we run out of bread, I think that we are ahead of the game making our own bread, and bread crumbs as a byproduct. Still on flour, here. it is usually cheaper per 100 grams to buy the 1.5 kg bags over the 5kg ones (go figure) and so we generally stock up when it is on special e.g. yesterday it was $1.79/1.5kg, and keep it in a large 20+ litre Tupperware container in the back pantry with a smaller ready-use container in the kitchen pantry.

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The big flour bin (which needs refilling)

Stock up on high use items during sales and discount offer – we do this with canned goods, especially canned tomatoes which we use in a range of recipes, and canned fruit. This is generally a good rule for anything non-perishable but perishables may need closer management. As Caron says in her post, avoid ‘lazy’ products like pre-sliced/grated cheese – premixed coffees, etc are another – if you can’t make a decent coffee/cocoa/tea on your own, learn!

You can do many interesting and flavourful things with a rice base as an alternative to potatoes…and you can use the rice as the filling ‘bulker’ while using less other ingredients for flavour. Something that I have learned this year is that you can reduce serving sizes by starting with a smaller serving and giving it 30 minutes or so before deciding that you are still hungry…

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A well-stocked pantry

You might not save much in fresh produce by having even a small vege garden in the backyard and it can be quite a bit of work (albeit usually quite satisfying). Where the savings come in is when you can save fresh produce for off-season months. Learn how to blanch fruit and vegetables for longer-term storage – we do have a dehydrator too but I don’t think that we have used it at all yet. Summer-grown pumpkin etc can provide yummy soup for a good part of winter; and herbs (parsley, basil, coriander, mint, etc) grown in summer and then dried can keep you going during the colder months; other herbs like rosemary while provide and then some year-round.

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If we can grow fruit here, you should be able to grow it most places and even a small apple tree can provide enough fruit for current consumption and freezing or drying for later use. Rnubard is another ‘fruit’ that will grow most places and year-round.

For both vegetables and fruit, check out farmers markets or nearby produce stalls as alternatives to supermarket fruit and vege – and I do mean, check them out: the much-maligned supermarket is not always the most expensive option.

Meat can be expensive so experiment with vegetarian meals and those which do not require as much meat as a ‘meat-led’ meal; I listed some examples of such meals that I like under my Masterchef Raurimu category…neither option means sacrificing taste or satisfaction.

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This sausage frittata makes four large servings but only uses six sausages and six eggs against the 8-12 for individual servings of sausages and eggs…

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Chickens can be a bit of a Catch-22: it costs about $25/month for chicken feed and that is less than the quantity of eggs we consume…but…we only consume that many eggs because they are there: if we had to rely on store-bought eggs our consumption would be much less…you also need both the space and amenable neighbours…

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Unless you are really really picky, like uber-super picky, use a Sodastream machine for carbonated mixers for drinks…austerity does not need to = abstinence from G&T, rum and coke, vodka and V etc…this will pay itself off in a year, especially if you already have a well-stocked drinks cupboard.

My parents bought me these ‘ecoballs’ as a ecologically-friendly alternative to laundry detergents. I’ve been using them for two years and they do the job as well as laundry powder although I still add Napisan to white loads (I still toss the ecoballs into assist the agitation).

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We have options for water heating here. For the first six years we were here, we relied exclusively on the laundry chippy for water heating and only switched the water heaters back on when our flat line fee got to the ridiculous point that using the water heaters did not actually affect our monthly power bill that much at all. Before the Lines Company took over the power infrastructure on the Central Plateau, our monthly power bill with the water heaters off was consistently around $80-90 – now just the line fee is $150 each month. The heaters are off at the moment because I can not afford to get them fixed til next year but the chippy is there when needed and on summer days there is always the trusty solar shower! Probably 50% of our wood comes from the property and we still have a quite a large stock of coal from when we were living in Waiouru and able do a bulk buy each winter…

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Review your phone services…will uncapped broadband being more and more a staple (and stable!) service, you may find that a flat fee to Skype will be a better option for all your non-local calling – and of course, Skype is free for conversations with other Skype users…

We used to have SKY subscription TV but as neither of us were into sport, the value of the investment worth off at about the same rate as the novelty of having access to so very many channels. There is probably a point with channel numbers where the law of diminishing returns kicks in and the greater the selection, the less the satisfaction. For the last four years, we have just had Freeview – and access to our own large DVD library which we expand largely by waiting for new releases to not be new any more and keeping a weather eye of bargain bins for ‘wish list’ titles. Yes, they are ALL legit titles!!

Depending where you live, plan trips into town. The round trip for us to either of the three closest life support centres (Taumarunui, Turangi and Ohakune) costs about $12 in diesel (more in petrol) and so there are definite economies of organisation here. Public transport may be a viable alternative to driving/parking where a practical and useful service is available.

Check appliance settings: when we first got our plasma TV our power bill increased noticeably; on investigation aka reading the manual, we found that it had been delivered with the brightness set to ‘showroom’ which was dramatically bright but not really necessary even in sunlight and which sucked A LOT more power. I’m not such a zealot that I go around religiously turning off all appliances at the wall to save the LED power consumption but if you are so inclined I would encourage you to consider a. whether the standby mode actually prevents condensation if you live in a cold area and b. whether the start up power consumption is actually more that what the LED would have consumed.

There are not too many places with free rubbish disposal but costs are often based on bulk so, after breaking out anything that can be recycled wherever you are, crush as much as possible of your non-recyclable rubbish. Try to recycle as much organic material as possible into, for here, dogs, chickens and garden…this includes much of our paper waste that which is not required for starting the fire in winter being used in our own mini-landfills as we fill holes in the landscape (a perk of rural living). We did look at making our own paper bricks from the fire but these require a lot of space and time to dry properly and I am not sure how well they would perform in modern burners…this will only become a real problem for us when we run out of holes in the ground to fill…

I will be hunkering down, weathering the lean times for another year and…hopefully, at the end of summer, I will have the first draft of my new novel done. That will be a major achievement, since I’ve been researching this topic in various ways for 20 years, and recently, finally, came up with what I think is the perfect formula for the book.

And so should I be…while cash is short, I should be focusing on those things that require less/no money and more muscle or mental input…I have so many stalled writing projects that this should be the perfect opportunity to at least advance them significantly…

Daily Prompt: Eat, Drink, and Be Merry… | The Daily Post

Photographers, artists, poets: show us DINNER via Daily Prompt: Eat, Drink, and Be Merry… | The Daily Post.

Random dinners…some flash, others expedient…

The week in review

Well, all in all, it;s been a pretty challenging week apart but at least the weather has been summery…

DSCF7385We use an old drop-saw to chop firewood up to about 5-6″ in diameter into fireplace-friendly lengths…it is actually a very efficient and effective way of doing it as you can use one hand to raise and lower the saw while using the other to control the wood…after many years of faithful service and right in the middle of a job, it gave up the ghost. I think that it is the bearings and probably not a big job to repair (by someone with the right tools that knows what they are doing) but until I can afford that, I have reverted back to using a hand saw to slice and dice wood for next winter…

It is actually not quite as bad as one might think and I find cutting wood by hand quite satisfying. I do have a bow-saw but I find that the best saw for the job so far seems to be a stock standard pruning saw that rips its way through anything including quite hefty manuka branches…

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Then, right in the middle of a job, Mr Mulcher just gave up the ghost…on stripping it down, I found that the problem was that the screws that hold the engine to the chassis have worked loose and two of the four had already vacated the premised with a third bent in place after catching the edge of the chipping blade mount. Normally this would be another quite quick fix…except…that the flywheel is rusted onto the crankshaft and can not be removed so any repair has to be an indirect route. What I think has happened is that the last guy that tried to remove the flywheel has loosened the engine mounts and not retightened them after giving up on it – that was over a year ago and only a guess on my part so not much that we can do about that.
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I am hoping that it may be possible to either get a shorter bolt into the gap between the flywheel and the chassis; or that it may be possible to drill a whole through the flywheel thought which new bolts can be inserted – not sure what this might do to the flywheel balance thought…In the meantime, I have all this mulchable material mounting up and have had to designate this area by the main gate as the disposal area for that which would have been mulched. The little maple in the foreground has been relocated to make room for the trailer – it never really liked it much there anyway – and this was an area that needed filling at some stage anyway…
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What is annoying though is the loss of mulch at this time of year as it is damn useful for putting on the garden to reduce water loss…

DSCF7395…and I have been doing a lot of clearing this week, my summer project being to clear a metre wide clear area on both sides of the fence around the house to prevent the bush consuming the fence…

I thought that I had better mow the front lawns before they got onto of me but I got halfway up the main drove before one of the belts that drive the blades died…great!!!! It never rains…

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I have started to clear some of this waste land down the driveway past where the woodpile was…it gets a lot of sun while still being relatively sheltered and I am hoping to transfer some of our vegetable production down here…

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Phase one has been shifting some of the self-seeded zucchini from the box garden before they take it over…They seem to be doing OK here and now have some of the remaining mulch over the soil to hold in the water…

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The terracotta containers we got for a song from the Te Kuiti Warewhare have finally died…DSCF7390…but I think that this long-suffering little maple will be a lot happier actually in the ground by the rock garden…the crimson leaves are a nice offset to all the shades of green…

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And after much procrastination and waiting for the ‘right day’, I finally dragged this from here:DSCF7397So that I can continue to reorganise the punga trunks and backfilling behind them (which is whether the mulcher is so damn useful!). By next summer, this area should be pacified, possibly with a pond fed by the drain from the driveway in the immediate foreground…

DSCF7412And to wrap it all up last night, I swept the drive of all the accumulated detritus from the week’s work…with that done and the lawn’s all mown, this place looks pretty choice…

The first book I bought | WordPress.com

This post is inspired by two if Caron Dann’s recent posts The first book I bought and The toy I always wanted…but was afraid to ask for

The first book post really got me thinking about the first book that I bought with my own money and I can not remember or even have an inkling of what it might have been…possibly I was a later starter into buying my own books because we always had lots of books at home and my mum’s parents also had a big library…Christmas and birthdays always included books so it may be that i never felt particularly compelled to buy any myself for some time. Our holiday crib at Wakouaiiti was also close to the local tip and we used to scavenge discarded books from here all through summer…loads and load of Readers Digests which offered good and very diverse reading material…

Looking through the survivors from back then, I did find…

DSCF7403…these SBS books which we used to buy through our primary school…this was the first time that I recall having a fairly unilateral decision making ability although my parents were still paying for the books…these are all well read and I hoping to introduce the twins to them soon…

DSCF7404…these which I remember sifting through the book bargain bin at Woolworths or MacKenzies in Thames Street to find…a bit of an eclectic mix but all again well read and dating from the early 70s…

DSCF7402We used to go to all the various local church and other fairs and fund-raisers and these were also a good source of ten cent books, again well-read and from that same era around 1973-74…around the same time, I also discovered book exchanges and would sift through the shelves looking for anything that looked a. interesting and b. affordable. Although I chewed through a lot of pulp fiction during this phase (from the mid-70s until the mid-80s – joining the Army seems to have killed this past-time off), this wasn’t necessarily a bad thing as I found that pulp fiction is not necessarily bad fiction; and reading that which was bad fiction helped me develop a taste for that is good fiction…

It’s not that I did not have the means to buy my own books before this: while Caron was struggling to save her miserly 10 cents each week (she is correct: that IS a miserly amount for that time), I thought I was hard done by with 50 cents a week at the same time, and supplemented this by lawn mowing and other part time work. In addition to having access to a wealth of books from other sources, books also competed with other resources for my meagre resources.

At first it was Matchbox cars and the runner-up Corgi series and i think that I could buy one a week with the pocket money…

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Survivors

…and then, one day in about 1973 when I was feeling particularly flush, I bought my first Airfix model for the princely sum of 99 cents from Martyns Cycle Shop …and for the next five or so years, models were the major consumer of my income such as it was at the time…

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That first model was the Folland Gnat in the upper right above…for nostalgia sake, I bought another last year, going out of my way to ensure that it was not the new-tool release and was gutted to find that the rockets that made the original so cool had been removed from the mouldings…

The Fiat G.91 (top left) and Hs-123 (bottom right) are box Airfix classics from the 60s. Today they are considered pretty crappy but they were pretty cool in 1973…I bought and built both of these while staying with a friend in Waikouaiiti, the result of our pea-picking and possum hunting expeditions…both were painted using oils left over from his older sisters paint-by-numbers sets…DSCF7400The Supermarine S.6 was 10th birthday present; the Wildcat was a gift from my Dad after a work trip; he took me to Mr Conn’s cycle shop in Oamaru one school holiday afternoon and I walked out the proud owner of the Auster Antarctic; the Tiger Moth was a summer holiday acquisition from the little bookshop in Wakouaiiti; and the Lysander I bought while staying with my cousin in North Oamaru – we cycled into town along the railway cycle track, having to make the Friday night round trip before it got dark as we didn’t have lights on our bikes…

This scrapbook surfaced a few years back from one of my many boxes of ‘stuff’ – in it are many of the covers and instructions from those hastily assembled models, few of which were not assembled and painted by bedtime on the day of acquisition…I’m glad that it has survived the years because it holds many memories…

Back then, I was never that shy about asking for something that I wanted – not that the asking ever did much to increase my chances of getting it. In fact, the only time that I think I can definitely establish a casual effect between cause (asking) and effect (receiving) was with this really super cool water pistol that had a periscope mirror that could see round corners and a swivelling nozzle that would (allegedly) let you shoot around corners. I bugged everyone about it and my Mum’s cousin, Murray, who was staying with us at the time, bought it for me. Of course, it didn’t work as well in the flesh as it seemed to in the ads and it was soon broken and eventually disposed off…

That was a nice thing that Murray did but generally I’m not so sure that it is a good thing to succumb to much to childhood asking and bling-hunting…looking back, I was never unhappy with birthday and Christmas surprises and I think that is half the funny of both giving and receiving: that surprise when peeling back the wrapping…one of my favourite Christmas surprises was this…

Revell Ju-87B 1-32 boxartIt is a seriously sized box and I really thought that I was dreaming when I found it at the foot of my bed…my parents must have ordered it in as I had never seen anything like it in any of the model shops that I had been in…I still have parts of it that surface occasionally in my spares box (yes, I have come back to this hobby); I don’t remember what happened to the main airframe in the end but it suffered numerous indignities during its life with me, including an attempt to motorise the propeller with a (too) powerful electric motor than almost took a finger off when I connected the power…

Most definitely the best toy never asked for…

My Sunday drive

Am I getting old? Aren’t Sunday drives what ‘old’ people do?

So, yes, I went for a drive this sunny Sunday…for a number of reasons, none of them terribly good other than that I am numbered among the technically-challenged, I have needed to buy some new wiper blades for the trusty Ssangyong since I got back from Germany but have not got around to it…I have also been restructured the home entertainment system to better utilise the WiFi system at home; for this I needed a HDMI-microHDMI cable to connect my tablet to the TV to stream movies off the main PC. I duly ordered one from Mighty Ape but got my minis and micros confused (that getting old thing again?) and the WRONG cable was waiting in the mailbox when I got home on Friday night. Ordering the RIGHT cable from Noel Leeming which duly emailed me yesterday that I could pick one up from their Taupo store…

After our adventures in Germany and The Netherlands, I was quite keen to better use the GPS in my tablet when offline. I found NAVFREE in the Google Play Store and downloaded the New Zealand Geo database – Google Maps only allows limited geo snapshots to be downloaded i.e. 4-5 snaps just for the road from home to Bulls – for a trial. I was seeking an excuse for a drive to seek how it worked. The bottom line is that it works well and that I can recommend it. An additional insight from today’s little trial was the difference between my indicated speed on the speedometer and that indicated via GPS…about 10% consistently less on the GPS i.e. indicated 110kmh was only 100kmh on the GPS. As I would tend to flavour the GPS as the more accurate measurement, this is an interesting slant on the NZ Police campaign that started today to only accept a 4kmh tolerance for speeding offended over the summer months…
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Along the way, I took a break along the shores of Lake Taupo…
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…to pick up a couple of pieces of pumice for the bathroom…
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…before heading towards Taupo again…

My visit to Leemings was frustrating as the staff could not find the cable that I had ordered and that the company had emailed me was ready for uplift…grrrrr…even though they have promised to courier it over as soon as they find it, I was really looking forward to watching some movies tonight. While that was a bit of a bust, the staff at Repco were really helpful to this non-techo driver and set me up with the right replacement blades. I popped into Taupo Hobbies but bravely resisted the temptation to buy anything even though one of those old Airfix Mk.VII Churchills was looking good for the ‘for old times sake’ Airfix Annual conversions I am contemplating for next year…

I did succumb to temptation in The Warehouse though and picked a couple of DVDs albeit from the $6 bin…and some more reinforcements for the vege garden: I am very keen to try the upside-down tomatoes that I saw on the Otaki Hydroponics Facebook page, and get some passion fruit underway for jams and stuff…also got some more herbs as I plan to squirrel away as much produce as possible for the winter…

I stopped off to visit family in Turangi and drove away heavier one homegrown mega-lettuce (their garden is well-advanced on my own!) and a couple of packs of venison… Mixed with some fresh potato salad that sounds like a meal for a summer day sometime soon…

And so that was my day and now we’re all fed and Kirk and I are watching JAG but Lulu is off having a bit of a sulk somewhere because I turned her away from more cuddles…

Weekly Photo Challenge: Horizon | The Daily Post

 

Horizon. The space or line where the sky meets the earth. So many places where the sky meets the earth around the world, and millions of interactions between two elements. It can be water, a city skyline, a forest, a wasteland, a desert, a sunset outside your bedroom window.A Coy, 4 O South, Annual Camp, Tekapo - defensive position haka

Tekapo Military Training Area, October 1984Day Out in LA 006

Manhattan Beach, April 2011Around Ruapehu 013

Mt Ruapehu, February 2010Cook Islands Holiday 031

Muri Beach, August 2008 Salisbury CLAW 033

Stonehenge, August 2005Sunrise 025

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Fiji, February 2003

via Weekly Photo Challenge: Horizon | The Daily Post.

Weekly Photo Challenge: Inside | The Daily Post

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Inside the box…these are a bit hard to find so I was a bit miffed to learn that the reason that it had been all sealed up inside a plastic bag was to conceal that one of the wings was missing…
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Hidden away inside the bush…Imperial War Museum Duxford 100 Inside the prototype Concorde…Mulcher Mess

What builds up inside the mulcher…actually this only started to happen when we shifted to a new servicer and stopped when we (finally) moved to another…Raurimu wagon wheel - Jul 04 - 3

The ‘nice’ lounge lights inside our home when we moved in

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Inside a very cool shop in Brussels…
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…a good day to be inside…

via Weekly Photo Challenge: Inside | The Daily Post.

Weekly Photo Challenge: Layers | The Daily Post

Weekly Photo Challenge: Layers | The Daily Post. Layers. Layers can reveal, conceal, and make something more complex. They can vary in size, texture, color, or functionality. Each layer can have its own story, meaning, or purpose. They can overlap, blend, or be distinctly separate. A layer doesn’t have to be a part of a single object but can even be a slice of a multifaceted image or scene. In a new post specifically for this challenge, share a photo which means LAYERS to you!

I don’t know if anyone else uses the term but I use ‘Shrek’s Onion‘ frequently as an analogy for the necessary process in a lessons learned or continuous improvement system to peel away the layers of opinion, policy, agenda, fog of war, inadequate training, etc etc to reveal the core issue that needs to mitigated to address the original OIL (observation, issue, lesson). It’s been so long since I actually watched the original Shrek movie before it got all franchised up that I can not actually remember the context in which the onion appears in the movie, or even if it actually does or whether it is just something that I extrapolated from something in the movie…

I felt though that I could do something a bit more than an onion for this challenge and kept an eye out when I had to drive over to Whakapapa on Saturday to look into a possible part-time position at the Department of Conservation Visitor Centre at the base of the Mountain.

DSCF7361 It was an overcast day and my first thought was of a sequence depicting below, through and above the cloud layer…

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I set off up the road from Whakapapa Village hoping that the cloud would be low enough for the desired effect…

DSCF7365 DSCF7366…unfortunately it was not to be and I probably would have climb (on foot) another thousand odd feet to get above the cloud…

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…but I did not the significant layering that is a result of the numerous volcanic eruptions over the last couple of thousand years…DSCF7368 DSCF7370…and on the drive back…

DSCF7372…I was able to get a more micro look at this geographic layering in the big cutting just up the road…
DSCF7374 …not being a geologist, I’m assuming that the rockier layers align with some of the bigger eruptions…DSCF7373

 

…with more recent accumulation along the top layer…DSCF7376

 

…and looking back north down the hill towards the village…

Daily Prompt: Life Line | The Daily Post

You’re on a long flight, and a palm reader sitting next to you insists she reads your palm. You hesitate, but agree. What does she tell you? 

Photographers, artists, poets: show us HANDS.

I went to see a palm reader once – cost me about $30 and at the time I thought she was pretty on to it but as I learned more about such things, I came to the conclusion that she was just a good artist and the truths she came up with were not much more than a game of probabilities and reading ‘tells’ – she was probably a pretty damn good poker player too…

To follow the cue I took from Caron’s post  I, Robot or, “Danger, Will Robinson! “Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!) in my post “…the scariest things ever…”, I needed some hand pictures…

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…no hands…

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…helping hands…and that…

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…many hands make light work…

via Daily Prompt: Life Line | The Daily Post.

Daily Prompt: Toy Story | The Daily Post

What was your favorite plaything as a child? Do you see any connection between your life now, and your favorite childhood toy?

Photographers, artists, poets: show us MEMENTO.

The prompt above was quite timely as I was already thinking on a post along these lines after reading Caron’s post last month Odd Things I Own #1

This is the study…

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…it lives at the top of the stairs…IMG_20131022_191001

…it’s full of books so you can guess I like books…many of these books are old friends that I either read or had as a child (some were lost along the journey so I have replaced them)…

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The big ship on the top shelf has a chequered history…it started life in a  model shop opposite Far East Plaza and a mate of mine brought as he was going through a phase of wanting to own the biggest of each sort of plastic model e.g. biggest tank, biggest ship, etc. I’m not sure if he got as far as the biggest aircraft but he had the biggest tank, a 1/16 King Tiger. I remember we all sat around the barracks courtyard for a morning helping him link up the steel tracks and once it was running, he could spin it up and the tracks would chip the tiles on the floor…

The ship was only acquired as we packed to come home in 1989 and he paid some guy in Palmerston North $600 to make an (at best) average job of building it (I would have done it for the cost of materials!). This guy was also into sports cars and bought a  Corvette when we got back to New Zealand – the ’73 shape – but it needed so much maintenance so that there was no vibration that might crack the fibreglass body that he had to sell the Yamato on. One of our company commanders bought it for some hundreds of $ for his son but when his wife commented “He’s only 2, idiot!“, it feel into my hands for a lot less than either of its previous owners paid for it…

It was remote controlled – it used to terrorise the sailing boats in the Esplanade before I acquired it – but I ripped all that gear out and sold it when we moved here and my intention is still to restore it as a static model – one day – but in the meantime, it remains up high away from little fingers and performing a valuable function keeping dust off the shelf…

IMG_20131022_190919…it is also home to my funny hat collection (you can only see some of them here) – over to you whether they are funny hats or it is a funny collection…IMG_20131022_183847…and many of the figurines and models I have collected…most are not worth much except to me…I remember this Renwal Skysweeper from advertisements in magazines when I was really little but it has never been rereleased so tracking it down was a mission: I now have this built one that I found in Foxton of all places and another unbuilt in the my stash…the Batman figure was with the inaugural (and thus enticingly less expensive) issue of a super-heroes magazine…where possible and where the subject matter grabs me, I like to buy just the first issue, just for the figure or model…

IMG_20131022_183922 …in the case of these guys, I so liked the inaugural Hawker Hurricane, I subscribed to the series …I quite liked the excitement of waiting each fortnight to see what the next one would be but after a year I went off them because there were too many missed issues, the scales varied between 1/72 and 1/100, and there was consistent damage to the models at the packing end…IMG_20131022_183913

This is a Dinky USS Enterprise…I never even knew that Dinky made an Enterprise – I thought I would have as the rich kid up the road from us had most of the Dinky models – until I saw this sitting in a gaming shop in Vancouver for the princely sum of $10: the shuttle is missing (it would normally live in the at the bottom of the nacelle where you can see one of the open bay doors) and the disk missile launcher needs work (and disks) but I think it’s pretty cool. Alongside is a special piece, a Micro Machines X-Wing…it is special because my wife (who is not that into such things) bought it for me on a whim one day…IMG_20131022_183745Up here is a Hasbro Star Wars ship…what Google tells me is Dash Rendar’s Outrider…I found this in a great junk shop in Florida just down the road from Eglin AFB and barely managed to squeeze it into my bag for the long unwind home…it has lots of moving parts but no pilot – certainly no Dash Rendar whomever he might be? – but it strike as I type that I very well may have a suitable figure in one of the actions toys I bought while living in Singapore. The book that the Outrider is sitting on is a 1947 New Zealand telephone book – one country, one book! – that the kids got me for Father’s Day in 2007 or 2008…it is treasured not only for its age and rarity (who keeps old phone books?) but also because it has a listing for my grandfather’s farm at Ngapara in North Otago…sadly this book was stolen when the house was broken into during one of my periods working overseas…DSCF7198

…and, courtesy of my Mum, who has kept and stored so much of our childhood books and toys, this collection which still languishes in a wardrobe…mainly Matchbox, with a  smattering of Dinky, Britains, Tonka, and Corgi toys, all eagerly awaiting the day that they will be dusted off, repaired where necessary, and displayed in the light of day once more…

Until such time though, I think that I can offer them more dignified accommodation than this box and will rummage around to see what I can come up with…

via Daily Prompt: Toy Story | The Daily Post.